The Queen’s Cocktail
How do you make a gin and tonic that's fit for a queen? You add a little nectar of the gods to it.
The Tommy Boy
This one was almost named "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" but I thought that name was too long. It is funnier though.
Party Thyme Cocktail
Out of all the drinks on this site, this one is the punniest, so I apologize if that offends you. Of course if you're that easily offended, you won't be following my blog for long, so...
The Downton Abbey
Being a guy, I've never actually seen a whole episode of Downton Abbey. I've only walked through the living room on the way to the bathroom while it was on the TV. But in general, "actually knowing stuff" before you speak your mind isn't as popular as it used to be, so I went ahead and named this drink after the show.